Miss Midwest Midnight Checkout Queen

Tue, 03 Sep 2002 12:26:43 GMT

new journal: trashwhore. i'm not deleting this one, nor am i using it anymore. so go add me to your friends list on there. i'll be waiting.

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Sat, 06 Jul 2002 11:11:26 GMT

i've been neglecting this a bit lately. i've just been rather ... detatched. i've had nothing to talk about, and any useless shit i feel the need to go on about, i've already discussed with the few people i talk to, anyway. i really don't know what to say. besides, you people are just here for the pictures, not the substance. that's all livejournal has become.
your fucking booty call.

i'll update later. when i'm in less a cynical mood.

Sat, 29 Jun 2002 22:44:48 GMT

Blah blah blah, yada yada yada. You are such a fucking hypocrite. Don't even try to start shit with me. I'll laugh in your motherfucking ugly-ass face.
It's funny how I was decent enough to keep my comments to you private and through e-mail, yet you bring your shit publically to my journal. You can keep going on though. I'll gladly tear you a new asshole.

Allow me to jump on the bandwagon, here.

Fri, 28 Jun 2002 12:00:19 GMT

Alexis is a loving, sensual lifestyle dominatrix, that truly loves her work
Alexis is a small spacecraft built for the Los Alamos National Laboratory
Alexis is pregnant ... again!!!
Alexis is among the most advanced small spacecraft ever launched
Alexis is an enterprise's complete communications center
Alexis is a six year old who has had bilateral earache with a cold for three days
Alexis is a very sensitive, capable and professional makeup artist
Alexis is solar powered
Alexis is an art historian with a Master's degree from the University of Texas at Austin
Alexis is dating Chad Michael Murray who plays Tristan on Gilmore Girls
Alexis is one of the busiest and most successful bassists on the scene today
Alexis is without a doubt the most passionate, motivated driven doer, don't take no for an answer
Alexis is a world famous supermodel blessed with great insight and wisdom
Alexis is Da' Man
Alexis is a bright and determined young lady who dreams of one day having a career in journalism
Alexis is especially interested in helping women who want to continue to breastfeed their children after returning to work
Alexis is a badass
Alexis is also an award winning writer of poetry
Alexis is also very creative and often takes an original approach to situations
Alexis is going to conquer the world!
Alexis is saying "Lets Party!"
Alexis is not just a pretty face.
Alexis is a young poet who currently attends the New School.
Alexis is a sexy fashion model
Alexis is a bright student with an incredibly positive attitude towards school
Alexis is a 21-year-old Latina woman-identified bisexual
Alexis is outgoing and plays soccer, dances hip-hop, skates, is learning karate and is a good student
Alexis is now in the Fourth Grade and has been caught up in the world of Harry Potter

... I enjoyed doing that entirely too much. Argh. I just woke up, and have to prep for the Scarling interview today. Joy. I have much to say, but no time to say it. So .... maybe later. shdfjks.

Excrete?

Thu, 06 Jun 2002 07:56:07 GMT

I've been farting all day.

It must be that Chili's I had for lunch.

Just thought I'd share. *Shrugs* My journal was in need of a tactless entry.

xoxo-
alexis

"Ride around on my bicycle like a pony."

Thu, 16 May 2002 06:03:34 GMT

Rawr. It's hot in here. I swear my armpits are getting all sweaty and wet. Yum. Hey, I'm not modest. I'll talk about my armpit sweat if I want to, thankyouverymuch. I don't understand some people. It's like you talk about picking your nose or taking a shit and they get all embarrassed or pissed off. Hello, everyone does it. Get over it, you prissy bitch. Rawr.
So, yeah, I dyed my hair a couple of nights ago, and sat around and watched my South Park videos and played around with my webcam. And yesterday Sarah came over and we were wanted to go see a movie, but it was too late, and we were supposed to go today but everything fell through.
Friday is the Garbage concert. I'm not as excited about it now as I would have been in 1995, considering how UNIMPRESSED I was with their new record, but I'd still like to go see Garbage for the sake of seeing Garbage. Especially since this may be their last tour. Oh, and that Brad guy will probably be calling me so we can run into each other at the concert and talk a bit.

So right now I'm sitting here eating rice cakes (why??) and I'm in the mood to take some pics, but I have absolutely no makeup on, so I'm a lil' eyebrowless girl with a scab on her chin (for some ungodly reason), and I don't feel like getting all dolled up right now. Maybe if I get a little more energy throughout the night I'll do it, maybe I'll go brew myself a cup of coffee or something.
I'm going to go tidy up my bedroom now. I want to put some more things on my walls, but I think we still may be moving soon. Eh. Tata. <3

toy guns. hair dye. bagels.
bruno's hat & a lazy cat.

xoxo-
alexis

JETSKIING MONKEYS

Tue, 07 May 2002 05:28:12 GMT

Go, bitch.
Oh yeah, and beastiality and incest is gross. Goodnight.

xoxo-
alexis

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Wed, 24 Apr 2002 02:30:09 GMT

More photos of us acting like dorks. Weee.
And we <3 comments, so ... yeah.
xoxo-
alexis

Tue, 23 Apr 2002 05:16:04 GMT

I'm drinking some vitamin drink. It tastes like Pina Colada. Weeeee.
Ah, yeah, and I made a new journal layout to go with my icon. It's beautiful. Yep.
I had a psychiatrist appointment today. Ugh. I hatehatehate that place, too. BUT there was some gorgeous guy in the waiting room, and I didn't mind looking at him during the hour long wait. It was rather nice. I mean, he was fucking HOT. Ya know, mama mia that's a spicy meatball, and, yeah. But then it was ruined because all the after-school appointment people started coming in, and all these screaming little children were running around and screaming and crying and I was tempted to jab a pen in my throat. At least I got a bunch of ADDerall out of it. But afterwards I went shopping, and that always makes things better. Well, I guess. I mean, I was buying deodorant and toothpaste and foundation and stuff, but it was still fun?? I bought a few fun things, too. But I went to Barnes & Noble, too, and I bought tons of magazines and books, so now I can hold myself up in my bedroom and pretend to be doing schoolwork. But we all know I'm getting more education from reading actual books than I am from this Willowbend Academy shit. At least I should be graduating by winter.
Ugh. I have plenty to say, but no energy to say it. Therefore I am going to go to bed now.

xoxo-
alexis

taken from unsex

Tue, 16 Apr 2002 05:21:39 GMT

Have you ever ...
01. Fallen for your best friend?: yes
02. Made out w/ JUST a friend?: yes
03. Been rejected?: no
04. Been in love?: maybe?
05. Been in lust?: yes
06. Used someone?: only after they've used me
07. Been used?: of course
08. Cheated on someone?: no
09. Been cheated on?: probably?
10. Been kissed?: yes
11. Done something you regret?: not particularly

Who was the last person ...
12. You touched? dorko when she hugged me
13. You talked to? physically, dorko ... unless you mean the phone/internet
14. You hugged? dorko gave me a hug cause i'm feeling all sad
15. You instant messaged? i think it was sarah
16. You kissed? no comment ...
17. You had sex with? no comment ...
18. You yelled at? my cats, those bastards
19. You laughed with? dorko
21. Who broke your heart? i don't know

Do you ...
22. Colour your hair? yes
23. Have tattoos? no
24. Piercings? 9 or so
25. Have a boyfriend/girlfriend/both? don't ask
27. Own a webcam? yes, but it's horrible quality
28. Ever get off the damn computer? yes
29. Sprechen sie deutsche? nein, ich stoppte
30. Habla espanol?: sí, algún qué
31. Quack? meow

Have you / Do you ...
32. Stolen anything? yes
33. Smoke? yes
44. Schizophrenic? no
45. Obsessive? yes
46. Compulsive? yes
47. Obsessive compulsive? yes
48. Panic? sometimes
49. Anxiety? yes
50. Depressed? not as much as i used to be
51. Suicidal? not anymore
52. Obsessed with hate? no
53. Dream of mutilated bodies, blood, death, and gore? not anymore
54. Dream of doing those things instead of just seeing them? not anymore
55. If you could be anywhere, where would you want to be? sleeping in the most comfy bed in the world
56. Who would you be with? my soon-to-be rockstar husband
57. What would you be doing? well, fuck sleeping if he's there ... what do you think we'd be doing??
58. What are you listening to? nine inch nails
59. Can you do anything freakish with your body? god, yes ... just ask me
60. Chicken or fish? chicken
62. Is ice cream the best thing in the world? it certainly can be

xoxo-
alexis

Meow.

Sun, 14 Apr 2002 12:57:50 GMT

Neil Swaab is a genius.
That is all.

xoxo-
alexis

"I've been picking my scabs again."

Sun, 14 Apr 2002 12:08:26 GMT

Chicken Parmesan rocks my socks. Just because I may not know how to spell it at all times doesn't mean I have any less respect for it. Yeah. That's about how interesting my day has been. Oh, and I got more eyelash glue. Woo-hoo.
I went to bed around noon. I attempted to clean my room and got bored, so I started to sew clothes for some Barbie that I bought on one of those nights where I got stoned and walked to Tom Thumb and raided their candy bins and bought mens magazines and three dollar Barbies. Then I "took a nap" while mom dyed her hair, and we were going to go to the thrift store afterwards, but I didn't end up waking up except for when mom brought me McDonalds, and I ate it in bed and then passed back out and woke up around 2AM.
I'm going to demand that me and mom spend some quality time together tomorrow. We're going to go to Goodwill and The Thrift Store (the one in the ghetto part of Plano), but I also want to go to Hancock Fabrics so I can make myself some more outfits. I found the corset that I started making in like December, and I'm going to try to finish that this week. I just need to sew the back part together, lace it up (with sequin strands), sew in the boning, sew on the feathers, and then I'm going to buy those rhinestone letters and put 'CUNT' across the bust. And I've started sewing matching armbands, and once I finish that up, I'm going to go get more fabric and make a matching skirt. It's going to be damn sexy.
I want to go to CD Warehouse, too, so I can trade & sell some old CDs that no one listens to anymore. Maybe make somewhat of a profit.

Damn, I just realized that my birthday is in 14 days. Well shit. I need to make plans. I know I'm a loser, but even loser's have plans on their birthday. Maybe I could talk to Toy or something and he'll hook me up with a free tattoo. Or maybe I'll go down to Houston or Austin and celebrate. It's only like 3 hours away from Dallas. Yeah, that's what I wanna do. I want to get a group together and go down to Houston/Austin for the weekend. Kayli, doesn't Mitch live like an hour away from Houston? We should meet up with him and all go to Houston! And then I can finally meet him! Yayyyyy. And I'd rather go to Houston than Austin, anyway.
Whaaaa?! Emo's is closed! That was ultimately the best bar in Austin, and they closed it down. All the good concerts were there, all the coolest people were there, now it's closed. Well fuck that. I'm going to Houston.
DOES ANYONE LIVE IN HOUSTON? I want to meet you all. Dammit. So e-mail me, or leave a comment, and I'm going to go down to Houston and molest you all. <3

4/20 is coming up. I need to find plans. I doubt anything fun is going to happen. I mean, I'm sure Spoox will stop by with his stupid bitch of a girlfriend and we'll smoke a bowl or two or seven, and Annika *might* take time out of her day to actually give me a call, but that's not likely to happen anytime soon, unless she's out of weed. And if she did come over, which she won't, she'd bring 10 of her incoherant and rude friends. But Sarah will be working her shithole job until 10:30, Loser Anna will be at prom with Emo Darc, and I'm sure everyone else already has plans. I hope I don't end up alone on 4/20. Last year was a very eventful day. And it better be that way this year, too. Grr.
Well I'm going to go take a shower now. Eh. I love you all. Muah-hahahahaha.

xoxo-
alexis

Sat, 13 Apr 2002 11:19:49 GMT

I'm beginning to get all "woe is me" depressed again.

Go raise my self esteem and tell me how lovely I am, you liar.

xoxo-
alexis

Penis in yer wenis.

Sat, 13 Apr 2002 08:09:31 GMT

These were from about a week ago when I paid for my Fotki account. We finally hooked up the internet in mom and dad's room, so I was able to upload the photos. The webcam has become a total piece of shit, though, so most of the pictures are of an extremely shitty quality. BUT GO THERE ANYWAY.

You want to click here because you want to see pictures of money stuffed in my bra.
Yeah, that's right. Tits. Now go.

xoxo-
alexis

Shit.

Thu, 11 Apr 2002 03:18:57 GMT

Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
Anyone want to buy me a pregnancy test?
I'm broke. And I need one. Like ASAP. Fuck.

xoxo-
alexis

"Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be."

Thu, 11 Apr 2002 01:46:40 GMT

I'm awesome because I just bought new makeup & underwear sets. And me and Sarah bought matching pink bras.
I've been up all day ... I woke up around midnight last night and decided to stay up all night so I could go take a test today. Then me and Sarah went to Chili's and - woohoo - their Cherry Dr. Pepper actually has cherries in it! It's so much more high-class than Dennys. Sprock on. So yeah, I've gone past the point of being tired and moved onto the feeling of sticky-heavy-eyes and retardation. Bah.

Anyway, I've been working on re-vamping my room and my life in general. I took a huge trash bag in there yesterday and threw away anything that reminded me of how I used to be. I really don't think I'll be missing any of it. Some of it was hard to part with, but I just kept reminding myself that I'd probably never even notice it was gone, anyway. I'm putting all my old pictures in a box and I'm just going to keep it away for the time being. I don't need memories of those people. All they did was bring me down. I found old journals, too ... I looked through some of them and after scanning through entries where I was talking about how I dropped acid and had a threesome with two people I hardly even knew and entries where I was "so fucked out of my mind on junk", I decided that I needed to get rid of those, too. I still need to finish cleaning it up, though. I started finding old beer bottles and condom wrappers and empty cigarette packs, and when I found a rubber cord in the back of one of my drawers, I got an unsettling feeling in my stomach and decided that I needed to go back and finish it later.

Oh well. I'm going to just end this entry now, because I'm starting to become delerious. Yeah.

xoxo-
alexis

Oh yay, a survey. Bahhh.

Tue, 09 Apr 2002 13:52:26 GMT

twelve things that annoy you:
01. discrimination / rascism / homophobia
02. ignorance
03. restrictions
04. creepsters
05. the media
06. hypocrites
07. public school
08. sickness
09. manufactured individuality
10. trying to understand the opposite sex
11. the "i hate myself and want to die" trend. get over it.
12. plano, texas

eleven people you'd want to spend more time with:
01. sarah
02. loser anna
03. annika (minus her friends)
04. kayli
05. spoox
06. those are the few people that i hang out with anymore
07. i can't stand too many other people around here
08. then again, it's 9am. my brain has refrained from functioning.
09. if you're not on here, you probably should be.
10. but it's too damn early.
11. or maybe it's just too late. i need sleep.

ten things you're looking forward to:
01. moving to california and starting things over
02. visiting hollywood this summer with sarah & dorko
03. quitting smoking & starting to work out again
04. getting laser scar removal
05. getting laser eye surgery
06. ooh and i want laser hair removal, too
07. getting in shape
08. getting my bettie page tattoo on my back
09. getting my sleeves done
10. more piercings: you can never have enough

nine things you wear daily:
01. eyeliner
02. lipgloss
03. mascara
04. eyebrow pencil, cause i look like a cancer patient without it
05. my pentacle necklace
06. body jewelry
07. underoos
08. shirt
09. pants

eight movies you'd watch over and over:
01. rocky horror picture show
02. hedwig and the angry inch
03. velvet goldmine
04. trainspotting
05. gia
06. requiem for a dream
07. doom generation
08. but i'm a cheerleader

seven people you have kissed:
01. the sexiest bitch of them all
02. sarah
03. loser anna
04. ashley
05. daniel
06. bruno
07. there are plenty more but they're all incriminating.

six objects you touch every day:
01. my bed (hopefully)
02. my cell phone
03. my hair
04. toilet paper: i pee a lot
05. my makeup
06. my ..... ass

five things you do every day:
01. have a cigarette *bad!*
02. take a piss
03. write in my real journal or online one
04. eat (sometimes)
05. sleep (sometimes)

four foods that you couldn't live without:
01. smothered cheese fries from dennys
02. potato skins
03. bagels
04. junk food

three of your favorite songs at this moment:
01. down - manhole (fea. lynn strait)
02. the the empty - le tigre
03. bring the pain - mindless self indulgence

two people that have influenced your life the most:
01. my friends
02. my family

one person you could spend the rest of your life with:
01. it's more a question of who could tolerate spending the rest of their life with me

Well, that was certainly fun. I think I'm going to go jump with joy now.

xoxo-
alexis

MY BALLS, YOUR CHIN!

Tue, 09 Apr 2002 12:09:19 GMT

Yay! I have 100 friends on my Friends list! <3 <3 <3 Most of you I don't know that well, but please keep anything you've read on my Friends Only entries between me and my friends. A lot of the things I have to say need to be kept to a selected audience.
But, moving on. Today has been uneventful, and I doubt tomorrow is going to be much better. Though I did find some old photos and I added them to my Fotki albums. Go visit them, because they're feeling lonely.

November 2001 // me and Sarah wasted
GO. VISIT IT NOW. LEAVE ME LOVELY COMMENTS. i love you.

Oh, and please kill this boy:

I don't like him. At all. He's a disgrace to society and should be castrated. That is all.
I wish something eventful would happen. Just so I could have something to write about. Bah.

xoxo-
alexis

Photos!

Fri, 05 Apr 2002 07:07:40 GMT

I paid for my Fotki tonight, so I'm finally getting around to uploading some new pictures.
I finally uploaded the pictures taken at Main Event (from dORKO's party)

me & Adrian

me & Adrian

me & Adrian

me & dORKO

me & dORKO

me, dORKO, & Jenny

Carleigh, me & dORKO
Click here to go to the album.

xoxo-
alexis

i wanna li-li-lick you from yo' head to yo' toes.

Mon, 01 Apr 2002 10:34:34 GMT

Well my weekend went pretty well. I'll try to make a long story short and sum it up as much as I can ...
On Friday, me and Loser went to Deep Ellum to (attempt to) see Toilet Boys. But the club was 21+, and we got there too late so I didn't see the band before the show, and I was too lazy to charm or bribe my way in. So we walked around Deep Ellum for 5 or so hours and checked out the tattoo shops and little stores. And we went into the sex store and found all this fun stuff we wanted to get. We squeezed all the pleasure orbs and I hugged the giant inflatable penis. And ... eee they had some mucho coolio stuff there. Then we went to the Insomnia cafe and watched this guy play guitar and sat around and drank Red Bull and talked to this one guy who goes there a lot. Then we went to this really cool store called ... umm ... AWOL, I think it was. They sell hundreds of vinyls and CDs and videos and OOP posters and shirts and stuff ... it's the greatest store ever. I got the NIN - Things Falling Apart poster for $4 and the NIN - And All That Could Have Been poster for $3. And I saw something and I was like "AHHH! I have to get this for Sarah!!!" but the lady said they weren't quite ready to sell it yet and that I should check back in a couple of months. Grr.
Oh, and about 4,308,453 guys yelled all these obscene things at me & whistled at me and stuff when we were walking the streets of Deep Ellum ... and I was wearing my pink wool-ish hat with the little thingies hanging off of them, and I had bent down to tie my boot, and this drunk guy ran up to me and poked me REALLY HARD and yelled "KELLY OSBOURNE! ROCK ON, MAN!!!" and I was just like "ow. motherfucker." And then when we were leaving, we got lost and we were trying to get back to Main St. and this car pulled up next to us at the red light and these four black guys leaned out of the window and tried to get us to roll down the window and Loser just waved and then we turned down the music and they were all "'EY BABY, WE GONNA FOLLOW YOUS GUYS" and we're like "no, that's okay" and they're like "Yeah babes, we's gonna follow you. We want yous." and we're just like eek no, what do you not understand about 'we're TOO WHITE'?! I'm not racist, but it's guys like that who give minorities a bad name.
And I swear, at one point we were like "AHH, do we give off 'Plano Girl' vibes?" because it was like everyone picked US out of a crowd of people. And whenever they asked where we were from and we answered "Plano", it's like they weren't suprised. One guy was like "Yeah, I could kind of tell." HUH?! How the hell can you tell we're from Plano?! It's not like we're permafried bimbos with track marks on our arms!! Everyone was all "Oh yeah, I've heard about you guys ..." and "Plano, huh? You do heroin?" JHDIFSHJFDSfgsgsdfgfsdg shut up! Jeezus!
Anyway, then me and Loser came back here and drank Jack Daniels (we just drank straight from the bottle) and had a few beers and watched Four Rooms and then eventually I passed out.

Anyway, on Saturday night me, Kayli, Loser, and Emo Darc went to Rocky Horror Picture Show ... we took some pictures, too. Yay. Then we went to Dennys to eat ... and the waitress was on crack or something. Her hair was so damaged from all the bleach, and she looked like she was 50 or something ... and Kayli ordered a Dr. Pepper and she brought her a water??! How can you even BEGIN to confuse the two?! She was just ... crazy. And the bitch tried to take my money!!!
Blah, but when I got home I was extremely depressed for some reason. So I sat around listening to sad music and writing in my notebooks. And I didn't go to Easter lunch today ... I argued with mom and dad about it all morning ... I was too depressed to even pull the pillow off my face. I couldn't even stand to look at myself. I rolled out of bed around 7 PM and played The Sims for a bit, and then me and mom watched Office Space and now I'm just sitting around avoiding going to bed. I don't think there's school tomorrow ... I don't really keep track anymore since I'm homeschooled, but it's nice to know that I can sleep as late as I want without having to promise that I'll do schoolwork when I wake up.

Well, you know it's a sign that you need to go to bed when Sarah is drawing hearts around rockstars at 4 AM. Haha and omg, I just found a brochure for Park Cities Baptist Church that says "When God Rides A Donkey" on it. Haha, I scanned it. Yeah, I think that's definitely a sign that I need to go in my bedroom now .....

xoxo-
alexis

"Let me see you shake it baby, shake it some more."

Fri, 29 Mar 2002 10:38:11 GMT

I'm feeling very spontaneous right now. I just re-dyed my hair, and I think I'm gonna grab some scissors and cut myself some bangs. Just as a spur of the moment kind of thing. Hopefully I won't wake up in the morning and be like "What the fuck was I thinking?! I need to stop drinking coffee at 4 AM!" But if it looks good, of course I'm gonna stroke my ego and pretend that I knew it would all along.

Anyway, me and Loser Anna are going to see the Toilet Boys tomorrow, and I'm pretty damn excited about it. Dad's going to be there too. It might possibly be 21+, but if that's the case, then I'm just gonna have to either find Sean and have him sneak me backstage, or I'm gonna have to charm my way in through some security guard. But noooo, Sean's a sweetie and I know he'll let me in. Because last time he offered to smuggle me in through the back if I didn't have a ticket. And he was gonna let me get a free tattoo after the show, 'cause their manager was paying for it, but I declined because I was too wasted to think of anything I wanted permanently on my body that I wouldn't regret later on. But if their manager is paying for free tattoos this time around, I might just get a cute little star randomly on my hand or the back of my neck or something not so obvious just for the memory. Who knows.

Anyway, I think I'm going to go cut my hair now and try to put together an outfit for tomorrow night. Eee. <333

xoxo-
alexis

"It's funny how everything you swore would never change is different now."

Wed, 27 Mar 2002 07:14:40 GMT

Ugh. I have insomnia again. I haven't actually slept since last Thursday. Last night I was absolutely exhausted, considering I hadn't slept in over 40 or so hours, and I went to lay down and didn't fall asleep until abour 4 hours later. And then I woke up 20 minutes later and tossed and turned the rest of the night/morning.
And I had the pleasure of 'waking up' to dad going absolutely fucking psychotic because I was too ill to go take a test. Which pisses me off, because I thought that those days were behind us. He was doing his usual routine of telling me how worthless I am, blah blah blah, and then he started screaming for me to get the fuck out of "his house" because I wasn't welcome anymore, and that I needed to pack my shit and get the fuck out. He was literally dragging me out of bed and to the front door, yelling and screaming and trying to throw me out on the streets. And in the past, I've never needed any assitance; it's always been "get the fuck out of my house" with my immediate response of "with pleasure, you fucking bastard." ... but this time I was seriously too sick to even breathe, let alone move. So I let the battle wear thin, and eventually he calmed down enough to where he was listening to what I had to say, and I took that opportunity to unleash a full-fledged BITCHFEST on his ass. Yeah, so he apologized (apology NOT accepeted, and he knows it) and he got me a doctors appointment. I'm on like 7 different medications now, AND I have to schedule an appointment with an allergist. And ... blah, I'm not gonna go on. Not gonna waste my time talking about negative shit like that.

Anyway, I'm pissed because the other computer STILL hasn't been hooked up to the new internet connection yet, and I've been wanting to take some more webcam pictures. And for those of you begging for my Fotki password, let it be news that I'm going to make some of those pics public soon, so just calm down. Because I've decided to stop giving out the password ...

But I feel like total shit, and it hurts to stare at the computer screen, so I'mma go watch Pulp Fiction and try to sedate myself now.

xoxo-
alexis

" 'Piss on your face and shit down your throat' ?!?" No girl, this ISN'T a Marilyn Manson show!"

Mon, 25 Mar 2002 16:09:32 GMT

Ohhhh man, this is either going to be a really long or extremely short entry ... see, I'm speeding right now, and I don't know if I'm actually going to write down the 4859347534895 things going on in my head right now, or if my attention span is going to cease at the end of the next sentence. Therefore, I have nooooo clue how long this entry is going to be. Expect the worse ..... But I haven't slept in approx. 22 hours, not and I only got about 2 hours of sleep the night before ... and egggh, my eyes are so sore & tired, but if I go to sleep now, I'll probably sleep for the next three days straight. Haha, and I can't stop peeing. Fun, fun.
So yeah, last night me and Sarah sat around and watched Natural Born Killers & Trainspotting and I just sat here online doing nothing ... and then Spoox was like "I'm gonna call you", so me and Sarah talked to him on the phone for a couple of hours, and then around 6 AM he came over and we ended up going to Denny's ... and me and Sarah ordered smothered cheese fries (eeee yum) and I don't think I ate more than one goddamn "smothered cheese fry" on that entire platter. Damn speeeeeeed. But anyway, we sat around there for an hour or so, and then we came back here and sat around until about 8:30, when he left to go take a test and Sarah went to bed 'cause she needs sleep. Sleeeeeeeeeeep. Ah. So nice. But yeah, I'mma wake her up at 2PM ... if I'm up until then ... I think if I keep up the chainsmoking or whatnot, I'll be fine.
Anyway, Spoox was all "I'll call you later", and we kinda talked about going to hang out at Kristi's, but yeah, who knows when the hell that would be, and who knows if / when the hell he'll call, so I think I'm gonna take a shower ... and I need to dye my hair badly, but I don't know if I'm in the mood to do that right now ... and then I'm gonna laugh at Skittie Cone Head ... and then I *think* I'm gonna take a nap. And if someone calls me and wants to hang out, or if Sarah wakes up and is bored, then it's all good. Otherwise, I'll probably sleepsleepsleep until an earthquake hits or something like that. Unless I can't sleep. Oh god, I'm rambling on. Shut me up, please. Weeee, I have 4578395 more things to say, but blahhhhhhh I'm not going to say it, because I really need to shut up. I need sleep. God. Well I'mma have a cigarette and see if that helps any, and if it does, I *shall* be back. Otherwise, I'm gonna fuckin' hybernate, and I'll be back in a few days ..........

xoxo-
alexis

"Your love is like BAD MEDICINE!!!"

Mon, 25 Mar 2002 03:37:20 GMT

Well, it's been a rather tiring weekend. Today is dORKO's birthday, so she's acting all high and mighty. GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE, DORK! Anyway ... on Friday, she had her party, and we all went to Main Event and I got to play Bon Jovi - "Bad Medicine" on the drum machine thing. I was satisfied. And we took a bunch of pictures at the picture machine thing, and I have them scanned, so I'm going to upload them to Fotki soon. Then we came back here, and if you've seen Adrian or Jenny's journal, then you already know about them making out with me. I'm just that good. *Nods* We took a bunch of pictures. Then Loser Anna came over, and we went to Condoms To Go because I wanted to go buy some gag gifts and laugh at the dildos. But it ended up being closed. Grr. So we sat around all night and took pictures and played Truth Or Dare and played 80's songs, 'cause 80's music is the shit.
This ... erm ... *dance* thing on the Oscars is starting to disturb me. For real.
Anyway, on Saturday, Sarah came over and we ... shit, I don't even remember what we did. Oh, I had noticed that Skittie was licking at her leg obsessively, and she walked in my room and I picked her up and looked and - WOO - her entire leg was gashed open. It was ... not pleasant. You could see her muscle and bone and everything. And it was all bloody. It looked like a cooked chicken leg. And go figure, I had to eat chicken 20 minutes later. Fun. So we took her to the vet and they stitched her up, and she has to wear one of those cone things around her neck for the next week or so, because she was still trying to chew at the stitch. It's hilarious though, she was walking around backwards, and she keeps running into things and getting caught between things. It's cute, and rather amusing. So anyway, me and Sarah sat around drinking beer - *echhh* - and watching Friends videos ... and we ... haha ... looked at scary websites. To say the least. We saw Natalie Portman's boobs. Hahaha. Ooooh, and we found a Hello Kitty vibrator! Check this shit out!... Haha, that's just priceless. (Well actually, it's like $30.00, but you know what I mean...)
Blah, and today all the grandparents and family came over to celebrate the birthdays. Wee, how fun. Then me and Sarah got so incredibly bored that we actually worked on our school work. God help us. But that's okay, 'cause now that Sarah is homeschooled, she can spend the night more often. Which is what she's doing tonight. And tomorrow. Sprock on.
Blah, but now my throat hurts really bad, and I've been feeling like shit all weekend ... I hope I'm not getting sick. Grr. So yeah, I'm gonna go lay on the couch and pity myself now. And laugh at Skittie because she has a cone on her head. Haha.

xoxo-
alexis

"Humans everywhere; canned. Cliche people, organs rare."

Thu, 21 Mar 2002 09:38:42 GMT

Well, I'm back. And I'm alive. And I'm on a lot of painkillers.
Not too much has gone on in the past couple of days. But mom has informed me that I'm not allowed to suck on anything for like 5 days. I believe her exact words were, "Honey, I know this is going to dampen your social life, but you can't suck on a damn thing for the next few days." Yeah, 'cause basically if I suck on anything, it can pull the blood clots out of my mouth, and that would just be too damn painful. BUT luckily, my jaw has yet to bruise and/or swell, so they think that I should be a fast healer and that I can be back on track by this Saturday.

But at least I got out of the house today. I met Kayli up at Walgreens to ... yeah ... shop for something er sumfin'. Nobody's business, so, yeah. Basically me and mom have been sitting around watching movies and I've been sleeping most of this week away.
I finally set up a sound system-ish-a-mi-jigger in my room. I hooked up the 5-disc CD player and record player and all that good stuff up, so now I can listen to all of my music. Woot-woot. I went and raided the garage and found like 48579345 of dad's old Jimi Hendrix, Black Sabbath, Motley Crue, Led Zepplin, Van Halen, The Who, Ozzy Osbourne, Cheap Trick, Ramones, etc. records and I've been held up in my room listening to them all night.

But yeah. I think I'm going to download a few more songs and then I'm gonna go take a few more painkillers since my mouth is starting to feel all 'ouchie' again, and then I'm gonna go pass out. Tata.

xoxo-
alexis